If you think you’re looking at an ordinary pile of blankets and my foot, think again.
Or maybe, just look a *little* bit closer.
See her? She spent a good 20 minutes under there; I guess my feet smell REALLY good to kittenses.
Ahh, there she is! What a sweet little kitten! Nina doesn’t mind if I read mindless vampire romance drivel. Maybe she’s secretly a shifter…
Friends! Check this out! A local photographer custom ordered one of my cute little bumble bee hats!
...bzzzzzz...
She wants it to use in her newborn photo shoots – can’t you just imagine how adorable a little nekkid baby with a bumble bee hat will look?
I almost can't stand the cuteness.
How exciting!
So, if you go to a Regular People grocery store, put your tomatoes down on the conveyor belt, and put this on top of them,
cute crochetedy bag, no?
the person checking you out asks what aisle you found it in and makes like she’s going to call for a price check until you explain to her that it’s for the fruit, which she then touches like it’s made of arsenic, since you failed to put it in one of those uber-wasteful plastic produce bags.
If you go to the Organic People grocery store to buy one little box of pasta, you better be glad you had this little baby stuffed in your purse, because the check out lady THERE is going to ask you if you brought your own little bag, all the while sneering at you for purchasing pre-made, processed pasta.
CHOCK FULL OF GLUTEN!
*sigh* I can’t win. It *was* a fun way to use up scrap yarn, though. =)
What Not To Crochet
A Happy One 