You NEED to make these (and then you need to say VOILA, obviously).
After you make them, you NEED to take them on adventures.

Lifetime Movie: Mommy Parking Cone Feels Nostalgic (that's me and my brother when we were still tiny and cute!)
After this, you NEED to give your parking cones to a child (I’m giving mine to my nephew) or else people will start to refer to you as “That Crazy Parking Cone Lady.”
THE END.
Oh, and here are the pattern links:
Thanks to Ellen2010 and Alicia Kachmar for designing these adorable little guys!