Apples

I made my nephew breakfast for his birthday.

See those apples? They’re just evenly increasing circles, folded in half and adorned with little brown “seeds.”

Start with 6 sc in a magic circle (or ch2, then work 6sc into the 2nd ch from hook), and go to town!  You know the drill – sc-inc around, then (sc, sc-inc), then (2sc, sc-inc)… just do the last row with red (or green), embroider yourself some little seeds, and fold that bad boy in half and sew him shut (no need to stuff, but you can if you’d like).

VOILA! Apple slices!

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BACON.

I made my nephew breakfast for his birthday.  =)

YUM.

 

Here’s a close-up of the bacon:

does anyone else think the bacon kind of looks like poop?

 

You can find this pattern on Ravelry.com or Lionbrand.com for free, but you’ll have to create an account at LionBrand to access it.

Anyway.  I’m pretty sure bad bacon is better than no bacon at all. Thoughts?

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Coffee, anyone?

Too much?  Well, then how about just a bit of espresso?

 

HERE’S THE FREE PATTERN, brought to you by one Ms. Hannah Kaminsky.  Thanks, Hannah!