You NEED to make these (and then you need to say VOILA, obviously).
baby parking cone & mommy parking cone
After you make them, you NEED to take them on adventures.
Baby Parking Cone's Jungle Adventure
Mommy Parking Cone Goes Spelunking
Baby Parking Cone... or Angel at Baby Jesus's Birthday?!?
Lifetime Movie: Mommy Parking Cone Feels Nostalgic (that's me and my brother when we were still tiny and cute!)
Baby Parking Cone Makes Coffee
Mommy Parking Cone Brushes up on her Pop Culture
After this, you NEED to give your parking cones to a child (I’m giving mine to my nephew) or else people will start to refer to you as “That Crazy Parking Cone Lady.”
THE END.
Oh, and here are the pattern links:
Thanks to Ellen2010 and Alicia Kachmar for designing these adorable little guys!
What Not To Crochet
A Happy One 
They look so happy!